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07/16/2003 Archived Entry: "HAHAHAHA, IRC logs!!"

Some random IRC logs I've seen online:

AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
* AgentSmith sets mode: +m

studdud> what the fuck is wtf

Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
dregan> Oh shit.

Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
* t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
* BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right