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02/20/2003 Archived Entry: "Oh the hilarity!!!"

HAHAHAHA!!!

They're awful, but they made me laugh :)

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong
currant.

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"

Answer phone message
"....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."

A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Humblest of apologies peeps :)